function StringArray (n) {
  this.length = n;
  for (var i =1; i <= n; i++) {
    this[i] = ' '

  }
}

slogan = new StringArray(57)
slogan[0] = 'Working day and night to find a cure for stupidity.'
slogan[1] = 'America\'s #1 choice for curing pubic lice'
slogan[2] = 'Got words?'
slogan[3] = 'You don\'t have to be crazy to work here, but the sky is melting.'
slogan[4] = 'Your home for paranoid delusions.'
slogan[5] = 'Endorsed by Jack Kevorkian'
slogan[6] = 'Duh.'
slogan[7] = 'Guaranteed to add three to five inches!'
slogan[8] = 'Dot Org!'
slogan[9] = 'Give us money.'
slogan[10] = 'Striving to be the worst'
slogan[11] = 'The New Jersey of the Internet'
slogan[12] = 'What, are you lost?'
slogan[13] = 'WAKKA WAKKA'
slogan[14] = 'But first...I must aporogize...'
slogan[15] = 'Typo free snice 2001'
slogan[16] = 'Don\'t ask'
slogan[17] = 'For people who are too smart for porn'
slogan[18] = 'Because you have nothing better to do'
slogan[19] = 'Kill yourself'
slogan[20] = '90% less calories than paper!'
slogan[21] = 'Meets or exceeds NTSB safety requirements in most areas'
slogan[22] = 'This is me writing.'
slogan[23] = 'Welcome to my ego'
slogan[24] = 'Home of the Whopper.'
slogan[25] = 'Insert one-liner here'
slogan[26] = 'Insert snappy slogan here'
slogan[27] = 'BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH'
slogan[28] = 'A good way to waste my life'
slogan[29] = 'Population: 01887'
slogan[30] = 'Smells like lies'
slogan[31] = 'Just like momma used to smoke'
slogan[32] = 'Damn this website sucks.'
slogan[33] = 'Where the other sock went'
slogan[34] = 'Better than a peanut butter and diarrhea sandwich'
slogan[35] = 'Bad ideas executed badly.'
slogan[36] = 'A good way to waste my life'
slogan[37] = 'Because I\'m bored.'
slogan[38] = 'Who thinks up all these slogans?'
slogan[39] = 'From the creative minds that brought you nothing'
slogan[40] = 'A waste of potential'
slogan[41] = 'Written by adults who still watch cartoons'
slogan[42] = 'SLOGAN NUMBER 42'
slogan[43] = 'Stuff I made up'
slogan[44] = 'Mom, if you\'re reading this, I\'m sorry.'
slogan[45] = 'The results of public education'
slogan[46] = 'Atrocity exhibition'
slogan[47] = 'Yes, we\'re Maddox wannabes. Fuck off.'
slogan[48] = 'Mmm...boring'
slogan[49] = 'All your base'
slogan[50] = 'The World Leader in Abrasives'
slogan[51] = 'The literary arm of the CIA'
slogan[52] = 'Better than sex...with a monkey'
slogan[53] = 'Why are you here?'
slogan[54] = 'Expect the expected'
slogan[55] = 'I\'m scared'
slogan[56] = 'The Penis Mightier Than The Sword'

var high = slogan.length - 1

function randomvalue() {
  return Math.floor(Math.random() * high);
}

var numbr = randomvalue()

//document.write("<p>" +numbr+ "</p>")

document.write("<p align=\"center\">" +slogan[numbr]+ "</p &nbsp>")